breezyfame: justin bieber + chris brown =
Me: Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you said "no butter for a week"?
Me: Then I killed that honeybee and you said, "No honey for a week."
Dad: Yeah, that was like a month ago. So?
Me: Well, mom just killed a cockroach...Should I break the news to her?
That beautiful moment when you're in a restaurant...
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Me: Dude are you throwing stones at my window? What do you have a phone for??
Friend: Okay, sorry, you're right.
Me: Did you just throw your phone at my window?!
larryess asked: OMG i love your twitter too! it's AMAZING like what how can anyone be THAT funny ewruiwszdfaSDFeyh i love you omg
When you accidentally hit your pinky toe on a...
At first you’re like: But then you’re like:
skittletreesinparadise-deactiva asked: Thanks Soo much for the follow! Your amazing! I love your blog and your twitter! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Ok now I need time to stop freaking out! Bye, thank you, love you!
When you first discovered tumblr:
Then when you signed up and saw all sorts of cool, magical shit: Finally when someone followed you: And now you spend every living second on it because thats what makes you feel alive:
When someone spits while they're talking, one drop...
most kids my age: hey lets go to the mall
most kids my age: hey lets go on a date
most kids my age: hey lets go play sports
me: hey today seems like a lovely day to change my theme
wesquick asked: Hi bby
leave-yourfears-behind asked: Thanks for the follow! I also follow you of Twitter! I did freak out when you followed me! Thanks! I LOVE YOUR BLOG!
It has come to the point, that I only have to type a ‘t’ to bring up...
before I shower: ugh fuck it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
larryess asked: "I’ve always wanted to be that blog where people freaked out if I followed them." omg well i DID freaked out when you followed me like asdfghjkl why did you even follow omg i love you okay
jeandy-smiles asked: HAHA where did you get your jokes? cause it's so damn Funny!