That beautiful moment when you’re in a restaurant and you see your food coming.

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• Me: Dude are you throwing stones at my window? What do you have a phone for??
• Friend: Okay, sorry, you're right.
• Me: Did you just throw your phone at my window?!

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larryess asked: OMG i love your twitter too! it's AMAZING like what how can anyone be THAT funny ewruiwszdfaSDFeyh i love you omg

Thank you! I love you sooper dooper much!! ;) Mwah! & I was born a funny fucker. :]]

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When you accidentally hit your pinky toe on a piece of furniture

At first you’re like:

But then you’re like:

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