- before I shower: ugh fuck it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
- when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
larryess asked: "I’ve always wanted to be that blog where people freaked out if I followed them." omg well i DID freaked out when you followed me like asdfghjkl why did you even follow omg i love you okay
AWWWWWW! That is the sweetest thing ever ;) Baby you light up my world like nobody else! LMFAO<3 Thank you! I luffa yeww 2222. -Damien
jeandy-smiles asked: HAHA where did you get your jokes? cause it's so damn Funny!
Lmfaoo I mostly am a comedian ;) Baby I was born this way…LOLJK Multiple sources<3 THANK YOU!
Jun 9th 2012